Gahoy

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A human who looks like they were hit by a zit grenade. Their voice sounds like it’s breaking in half every time they talk. Usually smells like old socks and regret. You can tell they’re a gahoy by the way they wear hats like they’re trying to hide their face from the world.
My cousin is a gahoy. He broke out so bad he looked like a cheeseburger exploded on his face.
I saw my neighbor screaming at a squirrel. He’s definitely a gahoy.
My brother’s voice cracks more than my mom’s laugh. He’s a gahoy for life.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A bunch of rich, cheap Hindus who think they’re the kings of math. They count coins like it’s a sport. If you see one, ask them to count your change. They’ll probably do it in their head and then look at you like you’re stupid.
My uncle is a baniya. He counted my change three times just to make sure I didn’t cheat him.
My friend’s dad is a baniya. He can calculate tax in his sleep. I bet he dreams in numbers.
My teacher’s cousin is a baniya. He counted my pencil erasers like they were gold.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A shortcut for telling someone to shut up. It’s like saying ‘get a hold of yourself’ but way more aggressive. You can yell it, whisper it, or even text it. Either way, it’s a full-on insult.
My little brother said ‘GAHOY’ at me when I told him I was going to beat him up.
My friend texted me ‘gahoy’ after I spilled soda on his shirt.
My mom screamed ‘GAHOY’ at me when I came home late and smelled like a trash can.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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