Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cock so big it could kick you in the face and still have energy to laugh.

My cousin’s cock is so big, it got its own Instagram.

I saw a guy walking down the street and his cock was taller than my uncle.

My dog tried to bite my cock and it just stared at him like, 'What?'

2

A penis so huge it could be considered a second career.

My neighbor’s cock is so big, it has a zip code.

I tried to measure my friend’s cock and it broke the tape measure.

My mom said my cock was so big, it could be a bridge.

3

A dick so big, it could be a literal monster.

My brother’s cock is so big, it eats breakfast.

I saw a guy’s cock and it had a mustache.

My cock is so big, it could wrestle a bear.

4

A penis so big, it could be a new religion.

My cock is so big, people pray to it.

My friend’s cock is so big, it has its own holiday.

My cousin’s cock is so big, it has a priest.

5

A cock so big, it could take over the world.

My dad’s cock is so big, it could conquer empires.

I saw a guy’s cock and it had a map of the world on it.

My cock is so big, it could start a war.

6

A penis so big, it could be a superhero.

My cock is so big, it has a cape.

My friend’s cock could fly a plane.

I saw a guy’s cock and it had a logo.