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A Gahong is a loudmouth who won't stop telling bad jokes and thinks everyone is their best friend. They are the reason your brain is full of garbage.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get to the other side.' I died inside.

I asked for advice and got a dad joke instead. My soul is now in a meme factory.

He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry. I gave him a C+ for life.

A Gahong is a human who thinks silence is a crime and will make you listen to their terrible jokes even when you're trying to sleep.

I was trying to rest and he started telling a joke about why the sky is blue. I now have a headache and a new nickname: 'Why the Sky is Blue.'

He texted me at 2 a. m. with a dad joke. I'm now a dad joke victim.

I told him to shut up and he told me a joke. I'm now a joke zombie.

A Gahong is a loud, smelly person who thinks everyone should laugh at their terrible jokes and will never stop talking.

He told a joke about his dog and now I have a new fear: dogs who tell jokes.

I had to listen to three jokes about pizza and now I hate pizza.

He told me a joke so bad it made my coffee taste like regret.

A Gahong is a person who won't stop talking and thinks your life is a joke that needs to be told every single day.

He told a joke about his ex and now I know why he's single.

He told me a joke about why the sky is blue and now I have a new fear: the sky.

He told a joke about his mom and now I have a new fear: his mom.

A Gahong is someone who thinks you're their best friend and will never stop telling you bad jokes no matter how much you scream.

He told a joke so bad I screamed into my pillow. My pillow now has a new nickname: 'Joke Absorber.'

He told me a joke about his dog and now my dog thinks I'm a joke person.

He told a joke so loud it woke up my neighbor. My neighbor now knows my secret.