Gahoi

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A bunch of rich Hindus who think they’re king of the world because they count money better than anyone. They’re so cheap they’d eat a single piece of bread for a week.
My uncle is a gahoi. He counted my allowance 7 times before I could even buy a snack.
That gahoi wouldn’t spend a dime on a new phone. He still uses a flip phone from the 90s.
My teacher said I’m like a gahoi because I save every penny even when I’m broke.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who’s stuck in the middle of growing up. They’re all zits and awkwardness, and they wear hats like it’s a fashion statement.
My cousin is a gahoi. He has a zit on his forehead and still wears his hat inside out.
That kid in class is a gahoi. His voice cracks every time he talks, and he still thinks he’s cool.
My brother is a gahoi. He’s 16 and still wears his hat backwards like it’s a law.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fancy way to tell someone to shut up. It’s like screaming ‘get a grip’ but with more letters and less sense.
My mom yelled at me, ‘GAHOY!’ when I spilled juice on the floor for the third time.
My friend said ‘GAHOY’ when I started crying over a broken pencil.
I told my teacher ‘gahoy’ when she gave me 10 extra homework sheets.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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