gahigiddy

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A Nintendo-obsessed zombie who would poop out a Switch if you made them mad.
My cousin is a gahigiddy. He screamed at me for buying a PS5 instead of a Switch.
I saw a gahigiddy crying in the middle of a Walmart because the Mario Kart was sold out.
My brother is a gahigiddy. He spent $500 on a limited edition Zelda figure and doesn’t care that he’s broke.
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A human who thinks Nintendo is the only thing that matters and would kill you if you said 'Xbox' too loud.
My friend is a gahigiddy. He flipped out when I said 'Xbox is better than Switch.'
My neighbor is a gahigiddy. He ran into the street yelling 'Mario! Mario!' when he saw a pizza ad.
My mom is a gahigiddy. She threw her coffee at me when I said 'PS5 is the future.'
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A person so in love with Nintendo they would marry a cartridge and die happy.
My brother is a gahigiddy. He proposed to a Game Boy Color and it said 'yes.'
My friend is a gahigiddy. He took a nap during a Mario Kart race and won anyway.
My cousin is a gahigiddy. She drew a mustache on a Mario statue and cried when it got washed off.
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