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to be so gross it makes your nose curl up like a fartsy pretzel. you’re the worst and you smell like old socks in a trash can.

my cousin came over and gahfed me so bad i had to leave the room

the pizza was gahfed and i threw it at my brother

my math teacher’s shoes were gahfed and i couldn’t focus

to be so lame it’s like watching your pet goldfish do the can-can. you’re the worst and you reek like a gym sock in a hot car.

my mom’s new boyfriend is gahfed and he talks too much

the movie we watched was gahfed and we fell asleep

my dog’s new collar is gahfed and it smells like a dead rat

to be so ranky it makes your eyes water like you’re crying over a burnt waffle. you’re the worst and you stink like a fart in a garbage can.

my brother’s socks were gahfed and he wouldn’t take them off

the food at the party was gahfed and we all got sick

my math test was gahfed and i failed

to be so bad it’s like eating a sock that’s been in a shoebox for ten years. you’re the worst and you smell like a dead raccoon in a dumpster.

my friend’s new haircut was gahfed and it looked like a hedgehog

the smell in the bathroom was gahfed and i ran out

my mom’s new perfume was gahfed and it smelled like a gym