gahel

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the gays but can't even spell 'gay' properly
My gahel tried to explain why he's the best at being gay, but he misspelled 'gay' as 'gahel' on purpose.
I asked my gahel if he knew what 'gay' meant. He said, 'No, but I'm still the king of the gahels.'
My gahel got kicked out of the gay club for trying to start a 'gahel' club instead.
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A man who thinks he's the only one who's ever been gay, and everyone else is just copying him
My gahel told me he invented being gay. He's been doing it since 2001.
I asked my gahel why he's so obsessed with being the best at being gay. He said, 'I was the first.'
My gahel's whole life is about being the best at being gay. He even has a trophy for it.
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A guy who's so obsessed with being gay that he's not even sure if he's still straight
My gahel said he's been so gay for so long that he's not even sure if he's straight anymore.
My gahel tried to explain to me that he's not gay. He's just a gahel now.
My gahel went to a therapist to figure out if he's still straight or if he's fully gahel now.
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