Gah! My Ass!

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A loud female shout when someone sticks their fingers up her backside and doesn't know when to stop.
My ass is on fire and I'm not even mad.
He didn't stop until I threatened to kick him out the window.
I screamed it so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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A female's way of telling someone they've gone too far with their handwork.
I was halfway through my coffee when he did it.
She had to sit down for an hour after that.
He was still laughing when she threw a shoe at him.
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A woman's curse when someone's fingers go too deep and she doesn't know how to handle it.
I yelled it in the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.
He didn't know what hit him until I screamed it in his face.
I had to leave the room to catch my breath.
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