gah in your mouth

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You're so full you could vomit on a statue and it would cry.
I ate three burgers and a pizza. Now I'm gah in my mouth.
After that milkshake, I felt like a cow that swallowed a truck.
I tried to talk after lunch and my mouth was full of chaos.
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Your mouth is so stuffed it could take a nap.
I had so much cake I could’ve fallen asleep in my mouth.
After that taco, I was like a sleeping bag for food.
I ate so much I had to breathe through my ears.
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Your face is a trash can and your mouth is the lid.
I ate like a pig and my face looked like a landfill.
After that burger, my face was a disaster zone.
I had so much food, my mouth was like a garbage truck.
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You’re so full you could eat a whole pizza and still be hungry.
I ate a whole pie and still wanted more.
After that meal, I could’ve eaten a horse.
I was so full I could’ve eaten a mountain.
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Your mouth is like a dog that just got hit with a sandwich.
I ate so much, my mouth was like a dog that got hit with a whole bagel.
After that snack, my mouth was like a dog that just got hit with a pie.
I was so full, my mouth was like a dog with a sandwich stuck in its face.
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You're so full you could burp and start a fire.
After that meal, I burped so hard I could’ve lit a match.
I ate so much, my burps were like explosions.
I was that full, my burp could’ve cooked a steak.
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