gagus

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When you try to say 'gragus' like a pro but your brain decides to crash mid-sentence like a drunk driver.

'Gragus...' *crash* '... grag... grag...'

Trying to be cool but your brain is a toddler on a sugar high.

You start saying 'gragus' but your brain says 'grag' and then dies.

When someone looks like they were dipped in glitter and then hugged by a rainbow. Like a baby unicorn fell into a candy bowl.

'That kid is gagus!' 'He looks like he was born in a sock.'

My dog is gagus. He looks like he was hit by a marshmallow.

My neighbor’s cat is gagus. He looks like a fudge sundae.

A guy who’s like, ‘Is this a love letter or a love note from my ex?’ He’s so confused he might cry.

'Is he gay or is he just confused?' 'He’s gagus.'

He asked me out, then asked me why I didn’t ask him out. He’s gagus.

He said he likes guys, but he also likes girls. He’s gagus.

When you’re so in love you’d kiss your grandma’s pet goldfish if she asked you to.

'I love you so much I’d eat your homework.'

I love you more than my snacks.

I love you so much I’d marry your pet turtle.

A magical creature that looks like a sock puppet with a face. It shows up in movies and makes everyone laugh.

'That gagus just made the villain cry.'

The gagus was dancing on a spaceship.

The gagus was eating a taco and talking to the moon.