gagurgagonker

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A meaty sausage so big it could make a saint weep.
My uncle's cock is a gagurgagonker. I saw it at the buffet.
She walked in and said, 'I'm not leaving until I see the gagurgagonker.'
That thing is a gagurgagonker. It's like a meatloaf with a side of disrespect.
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A cock so big it could give a donkey a complex.
He showed up with a gagurgagonker and a smile that said 'I'm not even trying.'
I asked for the bill, and the waiter said, 'You're gonna need a gagurgagonker to pay it.'
That cock is a gagurgagonker. It's like a roast beef that's also a show.
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A cock so big it could be a new kind of meat.
He ate a whole pizza and still had a gagurgagonker.
She called it a gagurgagonker and walked out like she owned the place.
That cock is so big, it's like a meat pie with a side of attitude.
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A cock so big it could take the place of a circus.
He walked in and said, 'I'm here for the gagurgagonker.'
That thing is a gagurgagonker. It's like a meat tent with a side of showbiz.
He brought a gagurgagonker to the party and the whole place exploded.
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A cock so big it could be a new sport.
They made a whole sport out of it. It's called gagurgagonker wrestling.
He showed up with a gagurgagonker and a trophy. I lost my bet.
That cock is a gagurgagonker. It's like a meatball with a championship belt.
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A cock so big it could be a new religion.
He started a religion. It's called the Church of the Gagurgagonker.
She converted to the gagurgagonker faith and now preaches every Sunday.
That cock is a gagurgagonker. It's like a meat offering with a side of holy water.
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