Gagulator

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A guy with a meaty member so huge it makes your throat feel like it’s on fire just by looking at it.
My cousin tried to look at him in the shower and immediately ran out screaming.
She saw him at the gym and fainted dead away.
He walked into a bar and the whole place fell silent.
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When you’re giving head and it feels like you’re eating a whole roast chicken.
He told me it was a ‘light round’ and I nearly choked on his meat.
She had to take a break because it was too much.
He was so big I thought I’d get stuck inside him.
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A hot guy who’s got a king’s confidence and a body that makes you wish you were royalty too.
He walked into the room and everyone was like, ‘who’s this guy?’
He’s got a body that makes you want to ask for his autograph.
He’s like the human version of a legend.
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