gagul

My cousin tried to gagul me and now he's crying in the bathroom.

She said she'd do it for a hundred bucks, but I didn't know it'd make her puke.

He gagul'd me so hard I had to take a sip of my own beer to survive.

That guy at the bar had a gagul so big I thought he was a superhero.

I saw him in the shower and I almost fainted.

He walked in and the whole room went silent. I think they were all thinking the same thing.

My crush is a gagul and I’m gonna ask him out tomorrow.

He’s got that old-timey king vibe but also super fit.

I think he’s a king from another life, and I want to be his queen.