1
a guy who thinks he’s hot but can’t even find his own pants
He asked me to his prom. I showed up in his pants.
He tried to flirt with my dog. The dog rolled over and died.
He still thinks he’s the main character of his own sad story.
gaguipro
Aging Trending13 views · Added 1mo ago · 5 definitions
2
a man who thinks he’s the king of the jungle but is actually a sad squirrel
He tried to propose to me during a group project. I laughed so hard I got a B.
He cried when his pizza got cold. I felt bad, but I still ate it.
He asked me to his birthday party. I went, but I brought a friend.
3
a guy who thinks he’s the best but is just average and also weird
He tried to kiss me in front of my whole class. I walked out.
He sent me a 10-page love letter. It was about his cat.
He tried to be my boyfriend. I became his therapist.
4
a guy who thinks he’s cool but is actually just confused and loud
He tried to rap at my house. I had to call the police.
He texted me 37 times in one day. I blocked him.
He tried to be my best friend. I now have a best friend and a trauma.
5
a man who thinks he’s the love of your life but is just a bad decision
He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said no. He cried.
He texted me at 3 a. m. about his feelings. I yelled at him.
He tried to serenade me. I left the room.