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A guy who pukes like it's his full-time job. He’s got a gut like a baby and can’t handle a single beer without looking like a sad mess in front of hot girls.
He threw up in the restaurant after one sip of wine. The waitress called him a 'disgrace to humanity.'
He tried to impress a girl at the bar. He puked on her shoes. She left with her friend and him with a broken heart.
He drank too much at the party. He puked on the couch. His mom came to clean it up and cried.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man who can’t hold his liquor. He turns into a blubbering mess and pukes all over people he’s trying to impress.
He puked on the teacher’s desk during class. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office.
He tried to flirt with the barista. He puked on her coffee. She quit the next day.
He went to a concert. He puked on the stage. The singer told him to leave.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks like a dog after eating a sock. He can’t hold his food and makes a scene wherever he goes.
He puked in the elevator. The whole office smelled like trash for a week.
He tried to impress his date. He puked on her dress. She left with a friend and a coupon for a free dinner.
He ate too much pizza. He puked on the floor. His dad had to clean it up.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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