Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your nose is running and your throat is screaming at the same time

I was eating a taco and sneezed so hard my face turned red

He tried to laugh through his sneeze and it sounded like a dying raccoon

She was crying, sneezing, and still trying to eat a burger

2

When your body decides to throw a tantrum in the middle of a meal

I was halfway through my pizza when my nose exploded

He tried to ignore it but his sneeze came out like a dragon's roar

She was eating fries and suddenly her nose started honking

3

When you’re trying to eat and your nose is being possessed by a ghost

My sneeze was so loud the dog ran out of the room

He was eating a hot dog and sneezed so hard it fell out of his mouth

She tried to hide her sneeze but it came out like a volcano

4

When your sneeze is so strong it could knock out a football player

I was eating a sandwich and my sneeze blew it all over the table

He sneezed so hard he knocked his water out of his hand

She tried to whisper but her sneeze was louder than a rock concert

5

When your nose is doing a dance and your throat is doing a scream

I was eating soup and my sneeze made it fly everywhere

He was trying to talk but his sneeze came out like a jet engine

She was eating a burrito and suddenly her nose started doing the cha-cha

6

When your sneeze is so loud it could wake up a sleeping dragon

I was eating a donut and my sneeze was louder than a thunderclap

He sneezed so hard he knocked over his drink

She was trying to sleep but her sneeze woke up the whole house