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A person who will do anything, even crawl through a dumpster, just to touch a pair of boobs
I drove three hours just to see her at the mall. She had on a tank top. I didn't care if I got into a car accident.
He went into the kitchen and took a bite out of the pizza. It was the closest he could get to a boob.
He walked into a church and asked the priest if he could touch his hands. He said no. He left the church crying.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy who loves peeing and pooping on people and thinks it’s the best thing ever. He might even poop on a dead body if he gets the chance. He’s scared of a little flirtation
He pooped on my shoes at the grocery store. I told him to leave me alone. He said, 'You’re just jealous I’m so gross.'
He peed on the altar of the church. The priest told him to leave. He said, 'I’m just doing my job.'
He tried to poop on a statue of the Virgin Mary. It was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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