gagpole

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A gagpole is a giant black sausage that gets shoved so far down your throat you think you're gonna barf and die.

My cousin tried to eat a gagpole and now he talks like a frog.

I saw a guy try to swallow a gagpole and he turned purple.

That guy at the party had a gagpole so big it looked like a fire hose.

A gagpole is the worst thing you can imagine being forced to swallow by a guy who thinks he's a superhero.

My friend's date gave him a gagpole and he cried like a baby.

The guy at the bar tried to eat a gagpole and it came out his nose.

I saw a gagpole once and it looked like it could kill a man.

A gagpole is like a giant black meatstick that makes you want to punch the guy who put it in you.

My brother got a gagpole and he ran out of the room screaming.

The guy at the club had a gagpole so big it looked like a monster.

I tried to eat a gagpole and I got stuck like a worm in a bottle.

A gagpole is the size of a phone cord and it's the most painful thing you can imagine being forced to eat.

My friend got a gagpole and he said it felt like a cow stuck his tongue in him.

The guy at the party had a gagpole and it looked like it was going to kill him.

I tried to eat a gagpole and it came out my ears.

A gagpole is like a giant black noodle that gets shoved down your throat so hard you think you're gonna choke.

My neighbor got a gagpole and he turned red and started coughing.

I saw a guy eat a gagpole and he looked like he was going to explode.

My friend got a gagpole and it looked like he was trying to swallow a tire.