Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the gross hair that grows out of your butt crack

My gagoulash looks like a spiderweb. I haven't washed my shorts in a month.

Why do I have a gagoulash? I'm 14 and I just realized I have a gagoulash.

My brother's gagoulash is so long it could be a pet.

2

the hair you wish you could pluck with a pickaxe

I tried to shave my gagoulash and now I look like a raccoon.

My gagoulash is so thick, it's like a curtain.

I don't know why I have a gagoulash. I'm not a horse.

3

the reason you're never going to be a superhero

My gagoulash is why I can't be a ninja. It's too much.

I tried to hide my gagoulash under my pants. It didn't work.

My gagoulash is so bad, it could stop a bullet.

4

the hair you don't want anyone to see

I told my crush I had a gagoulash. Now I'm never talking to them again.

My gagoulash is like a secret I don't want to share.

I tried to show my gagoulash to my mom. She ran away.

5

the hair that makes you wish you were a dog

I wish I was a dog. At least dogs don't have gagoulash.

My gagoulash is so bad, I wish I could bark it away.

If I had a gagoulash like my dad, I'd be a dog.

6

the hair you blame for your bad luck

I tripped because of my gagoulash. Now I'm cursed.

My gagoulash is why I failed my math test.

I blame my gagoulash for my bad grades.