Gagooch

My boss is a gagooch. He thinks he invented the wheel. He didn't. He just stole it from the janitor.

My cousin is a gagooch. He insults people and then cries when they laugh at him.

My teacher called me a gagooch. I didn't do anything. I just looked at her like she was weird.

My neighbor is a gagooch. He yells at the mailman every day. The mailman now brings the mail in a box with a note that says 'Please stop yelling.'

My friend's dad is a gagooch. He tried to fix my phone. Now it doesn't work and he thinks it's a compliment.

My mom called my dad a gagooch. He was eating pizza. She said he looked like a gagooch with cheese on his face.

My principal is a gagooch. He thinks he's the best principal ever. He's not. He just thinks he is.

My brother is a gagooch. He said he could beat me in a race. He didn't. He ran into a tree.

My dog called my dad a gagooch. He just stared at him. Then he ate the dog's treat.