gagofuck

My cousin's ex is a gagofuck. She tried to flirt with my uncle at the bar. He just stared at her like she was a lost cause.

This girl at the grocery store called me a gagofuck. I just walked away and got extra cheese on my pizza.

My mom says my sister is a gagofuck. She still thinks she's hot even though she eats cereal for dinner.

My neighbor is a gagofuck. She wore a dress to the grocery store and tried to talk to the milk.

My friend's girlfriend is a gagofuck. She tried to kiss him in front of his dad. His dad just said, 'I’ve had worse.'

My teacher calls me a gagofuck every time I don’t do my homework. I think she’s just mad because I got an A.

My aunt is a gagofuck. She showed up to my birthday in a dress that looked like it was made of socks.

That girl at the gas station called me a gagofuck. I just said, 'At least I don’t smell like your dog.'

My brother’s girlfriend is a gagofuck. She tried to cook for him and burnt the entire house down.