Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're a brainless idiot who can't shut up.

Gago ka ba? I've been trying to sleep for hours!

Gago ka ba? You just turned my coffee into a latte by accident.

Gago ka ba? You think that was a joke? It was a warning.

2

You're so dumb it's like you were born with a helmet on.

Gago ka ba? You spilled your soup on your shirt and still don't know what happened.

Gago ka ba? You think a pizza is a sandwich? It's a pizza.

Gago ka ba? You walked into the wall and still don't know why.

3

You're so clueless, even your shadow is tired of you.

Gago ka ba? You lost your phone and still can't find it.

Gago ka ba? You thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.

Gago ka ba? You walked into class and didn't realize the bell had rung.

4

You're so stupid, your brain is taking a vacation.

Gago ka ba? You tried to text me with your fingers and failed.

Gago ka ba? You thought the sun was going to come out and eat your sandwich.

Gago ka ba? You asked if 2+2 was 5 and got confused when I said no.

5

You're so dumb, even your dog thinks you're a foreigner.

Gago ka ba? You tried to teach your dog to talk and it just barked louder.

Gago ka ba? You think the sky is blue because it's your favorite color.

Gago ka ba? You told your mom you're a billionaire and she asked for a loan.

6

You're so clueless, you think the Earth is flat and you're on it.

Gago ka ba? You asked if the Earth was a pizza and got confused when I said no.

Gago ka ba? You thought the sun was going to rise on your head.

Gago ka ba? You tried to fly by jumping off a chair and fell on the floor.