gagnoma

My mom said I was born in a dumpster.

I failed my math test and cried like a baby.

My dog eats better than me.

I ate six burgers and vomited in the hallway.

I can’t even do my own laundry.

My pants fell down in front of my teacher.

I cried so much, my tears flooded the street.

I failed my science project and blamed the aliens.

I got a zero and screamed in the library.