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When something makes you want to throw up so hard it feels like your stomach is getting run over by a truck

I took one bite of that pizza and I swear my dog got more of a workout than I did.

That smell in the subway was like someone died in a garbage can and then it rained acid.

I tried to drink that coffee and it felt like I was swallowing a screaming toddler.

When something is so gross it’s like your brain is doing a dance party in your throat

That soup looked like sludge from a haunted swamp and it tasted like it.

I ate that cereal and it was like eating a wet sock that had been in a trash can for a week.

The meatloaf was so bad it made my nose do the cha-cha.

When something is so bad it makes you wish you had a vacuum for a mouth

That milk was like drinking a puddle that had been stepped in by a donkey.

I tried to eat that cake and it was like eating a gym sock that had been in a gym for ten years.

That juice was so bad I thought my tongue was getting a divorce.

When something is so foul it makes your nose cry and your stomach scream

That sandwich had more bacteria than a prison shower.

I took one sip of that drink and I felt my soul leave my body.

That burger looked like it had been hit by a truck and then left outside in the rain.

When something is so bad it makes you want to punch the food and then yourself

That pizza was like eating a shoe that had been in a landfill for a year.

I took one bite of that cake and I felt my brain leave my head.

That soup was like swallowing a used towel that had been in a gym for a month.