Gagneet

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A smelly, loud, holy freak who thinks she’s the only one who gets sent from heaven. She’s got a heart made of gold, but it’s probably full of glitter and bad decisions.
Gagneet just showed up at the church and yelled, 'I’m here to save you all!' while wearing socks with cats on them.
She told the priest she was ‘sent from heaven’ and then asked for extra cookies.
Gagneet tried to bless my math test and it just got more wrong.
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A super hot, kind of annoying, holy person who thinks she’s special. She’s got a heart of gold, which is also kind of messy.
Gagneet showed up at my birthday and started praying over my cake.
She texted me at 3 a. m. and said, ‘I’m watching over you.’ I said, ‘You’re not watching over me, you’re watching me sleep.’
Gagneet tried to help me with my algebra and just confused me more.
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A holy, kind of messy, angel who thinks she’s the main event. Her heart is made of gold, but it’s also probably full of glitter and bad vibes.
Gagneet showed up in the middle of my game and said, ‘I’m here to help you win.’ I said, ‘You’re not helping, you’re interrupting.’
She texted me a sermon and then asked if I wanted to hang out.
Gagneet tried to bless my lunch and now I have to eat glitter.
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