Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A group of bagels who all got kicked out of the bakery for being too lazy to roll themselves.

My gagling just walked in and ate the entire muffin tray.

The gagling was at the coffee shop and stole all the cream cheese.

I saw my gagling at the park and they were just sitting there like they owned it.

2

A place so packed it feels like you're inside a human meat grinder.

That restaurant was a gagling, I could barely breathe.

The hallway was a gagling, I walked into a wall.

The stadium was a gagling, I had to elbow my way to the front.

3

A bunch of people who are so good at what they do, they could beat a Yeti in a dance-off.

That gagling took over the office and now we all have to do yoga.

The gagling at the gym is so strong, they can lift a car.

That gagling came into the store and stole all the cookies.

4

When you get a full view of something so gross it makes you want to vomit.

I saw my brother's gagling and it was like watching a horror movie.

My gagling was so bad, I had to leave the room.

I got a good look at the pizza and it was like a crime scene.

5

When your arm is so messed up it might as well be on vacation.

My arm got stuck in the door, now it’s on a gagling.

I tried to lift a couch and my arm went on a gagling.

My arm was so broken, it took a gagling to fix it.

6

When a woman eats a penis and laughs while doing it, like it’s the best party ever.

She gagged on a penis and laughed like it was a joke.

The woman was gagging on a penis and dancing at the same time.

That woman gagged on a penis and said it was the best date ever.