Gagliano

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To pull a Gagliano is to steal money like a thief in the night, but with less stealth and more cussing.
I pulled a Gagliano and took $200 from the office fund. No one saw me, but I heard the coffee machine judge me.
Joe pulled a Gagliano so hard, the bank called the cops. He’s gonna be in trouble.
She pulled a Gagliano and took the last slice of pizza. That’s not fair, that’s just bad math.
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Gagliano is the nickname for weed, and it's the only thing that can make Joe less annoying.
I hit the Gagliano and forgot my problems. Also, I forgot my name.
Gagliano is the only thing that can calm Joe down. It’s like giving a dog a treat.
She passed me the Gagliano and said, 'You look like you need this more than I do.' I took it.
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A Gagliano is an Italian guy who has a brother that’s like a superhero, and he’s still trying to be hot despite his bad hair and old man belly.
Joe is a Gagliano. His brother is a superhero. He’s just trying to not be the guy who took the wrong lunch.
The Gagliano guy is trying to get gains, but his hair is still the worst part of him.
Joe is a Gagliano, and he’s trying to be hot. He’s also trying to not be the guy who took the last slice of pizza.
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