Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where people get so grossed out they throw up and then thank you for it

My cousin ate a whole plate of spaghetti and then threw up on my mom. Gaglandia, baby.

I saw a guy eat a worm and then laugh. That’s Gaglandia.

My teacher told us to imagine eating a sock. That’s Gaglandia.

2

A kingdom where your face turns red and your stomach goes on strike

I saw a kid eat a pickle and it was like a war zone. Gaglandia.

My brother ate a whole plate of raw eggs and then cried. Classic Gaglandia.

My dog ate my homework and then barfed. Gaglandia for life.

3

A magical place where your lunch goes bad and your brain explodes

I ate a mystery meat and my brain went poof. Gaglandia.

My friend ate a whole pizza and then got sick. Gaglandia 4 life.

I tried to eat a chicken leg and it was like a horror movie. Gaglandia.

4

A land where your nose runs and your eyes shut tight from the smell

I smelled my brother’s lunch and my eyes shut. Gaglandia.

My dog smelled a sock and then barfed. Gaglandia forever.

I ate something weird and my nose ran like a faucet. Gaglandia.

5

A place where your mouth turns into a volcano and your lunch is the lava

I ate a whole plate of spaghetti and my mouth was like a volcano. Gaglandia.

My brother ate a pickle and it was like lava came out. Gaglandia.

I tried to eat a sandwich and it was like a lava flow. Gaglandia.

6

A magical kingdom where your stomach gets a tattoo of your lunch

I ate a whole pizza and my stomach got a tattoo. Gaglandia.

My friend ate a sandwich and his stomach got a tattoo. Gaglandia.

I tried to eat a soup and my stomach got a tattoo. Gaglandia.