gagist

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A gagist is a smelly, grumpy toon who hates other toons so much they’d rather scream in the middle of a fancy party than let them in.
I’m gagist because you wore my old socks to the big dance.
You’re gagist? I’ll eat your hat and your dreams.
Gagist? I’m gagist squared. You’re just a sad, soggy toon.
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A gagist is like the annoying kid in the back of the bus who won’t let you sit down and also thinks your lunch is a insult.
You’re gagist because you wouldn’t let me use the cool slide.
I’m gagist and I’ll make you wear my ugly shoes.
Gagist? I’m gagist prime. You’re just a toon with a bad attitude.
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A gagist is someone who’s so mad they’d rather throw a fit in the middle of a parade than let you have a little fun.
I’m gagist because you took my goldfish and my gold.
You’re gagist? I’ll throw you in the mud and call you a toon.
Gagist? I’m the king of gagists. You’re just a toon with no gold.
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