gagik

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A total legend who spends more time on Facebook than breathing. He’s Armenian, chill as hell, and screams for his hometown teams like they’re the only thing keeping him from dying. His accent is so strong it might give you a headache, but everyone still calls him GAGO because he’s basically a god.
GAGO just posted 12 photos of his cat on Facebook and cried when no one liked them.
He tried to explain the game to me, but I thought he said 'butterfly chicken.'
He screamed 'GO GO GO' at the TV so loud my neighbor called the cops.
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This Armenian dude plays soccer like it's his full-time job, but he’s also super quiet and hates when people laugh at him. He’s got a brain the size of a basketball, lots of girlfriends, and still manages to be nice. He’s basically a walking achievement.
He scored a goal, then just stood there like he didn’t even notice.
He said something so smart I had to Google it later.
He got 5 girls to text him at once and didn’t even flinch.
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Gagik is the king of cool. He’s Armenian, has a heart bigger than a donut, and everyone loves him because he’s funny, kind, and looks like he just walked out of a fairy tale. He’s the whole package.
He told the best joke I’ve ever heard and still managed to look cool.
He helped me with my homework and didn’t even charge me.
He looked so good in a shirt I thought he was a model.
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A tiny, rude Armenian guy with no chin and a nose that looks like it was hit by a truck. He’s got a jawline so small it’s basically a myth, and he’s not afraid to tell you he’s the best.
He walked in and said, 'I’m the best, and you know it.'
He tried to fight me and looked like he’d just been hit by a car.
He told me I had a 'weird face' and I didn’t even flinch.
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