gagharder

My dog just walked into a blender. That’s gagharder than my ex’s dating life.

Why is my math teacher wearing a chicken suit? Gagharder than my mom’s hair on a bad day.

I saw a man eat a whole pizza. Gagharder than my little brother’s scream when he gets a popsicle stuck in his nose.

That guy wore a hat made of socks. Gagharder than my uncle’s dancing skills.

My friend tried to talk to a goat. Gagharder than my sister’s attempts at drawing.

I ate a spoonful of ketchup. Gagharder than my dog’s obsession with my shoes.

My neighbor tried to sing opera in the middle of the street. Gagharder than my brother’s math test.

I wore socks to bed. Gagharder than my grandma’s fashion choices.

My cat climbed into my cereal box. Gagharder than my dad’s joke about his bald head.

That man ran naked through the grocery store. Gagharder than my cousin’s homework.

I tried to wear my shoes as a hat. Gagharder than my mom’s cooking.

My dog ate my homework. Gagharder than my brother’s loud sneezes.

My friend tried to write a letter with his feet. Gagharder than my sister’s math test.

I tried to talk to my fish. Gagharder than my dad’s joke about the internet.

My dog wore my hat to the park. Gagharder than my grandma’s story about her youth.