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A guido who hits the gym like it's his job and uses pills and juice to get meaty muscles. He looks like a meatloaf that's about to burst. Dave D is the poster boy of this, he went from twig to meathead with help from GNC and a whole lot of lies.
Dave D just flexed so hard, his shirt fell off. I think he flexed his way into a new era.
GNC is his second home. The first one is the hospital.
He tried to flex in a elevator. The elevator broke. The doors are still open.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who goes to the gym every day and takes stupid pills to get huge. He’s like a walking meat factory. Dave D is the king of this, he took GNC like it was a religion and turned into a walking muscle explosion.
Dave D tried to bench press a cow. The cow ran away.
He went to GNC and bought every pill they had. He now looks like a pill factory exploded inside him.
He flexed so hard, the gym ceiling fell. Now he's a ceiling guy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who hits the gym like it's his job and takes stupid drugs to look like a meatball. He's so jacked, he could probably bench press a donkey. Dave D is the prime example, he went from skinny to meaty with the help of GNC and a lot of lies.
Dave D tried to flex in a donut shop. The donuts fell over. Now he's a donut legend.
He took so many pills, he now looks like a pharmacy exploded inside him.
He flexed so hard, his muscles rippled like a lake. Now he's a lake legend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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