gagglethwacker

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when you mess around and it feels like your butt is getting a beatdown from a clown

I tried to text my crush and ended up gagglethwacking in the bathroom.

My mom caught me gagglethwacking during math class.

He said he’d give me a gold star if I stopped gagglethwacking.

the mess you make when you’re too distracted by butt stuff to pay attention

I got a zero on my test because I was gagglethwacking the whole time.

She gagglethwacked so hard she spilled her soda.

He gagglethwacked during the principal’s speech.

when you’re so busy having butt fun you forget your pants are on backwards

He gagglethwacked and walked into the hallway wearing his pants inside out.

I gagglethwacked so much I forgot my lunch.

She gagglethwacked during the lunch line and dropped her sandwich.

when you’re so distracted by butt stuff you start talking nonsense

He gagglethwacked and started talking about pizza for an hour.

I gagglethwacked and said my teacher was a donut.

She gagglethwacked and told the class she was a wizard.

the dumb stuff you do when you’re too busy having butt fun to think straight

He gagglethwacked and tried to eat a pencil.

I gagglethwacked and drew on the desk with my finger.

She gagglethwacked and yelled at the ceiling fan.

when you’re so focused on butt stuff you start fighting with your best friend over a pencil

They gagglethwacked and fought over a pencil like it was the last one on Earth.

I gagglethwacked and my best friend turned into my worst enemy.

He gagglethwacked and started a pencil war.