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When someone says something so stupid and gross, it makes your brain want to throw up and your soul wants to run away.

My cousin said the chicken nuggets were better than pizza. I wanted to scream into a pillow.

My teacher told me I was a ‘math wizard’ and I almost cried.

My friend said ‘flamingo’ was a type of sandwich. I thought I was going to die.

When someone’s words are so bad, it’s like they stuck a sock in your mouth and made you eat dirt.

My mom said ‘cabbage’ was the best food ever. I almost got a stomachache.

My brother said ‘toilet paper’ was a luxury. I threw a pillow at him.

My dog said ‘ketchup’ was a type of dog food. I threw up.

When someone says something so dumb, it’s like they took a blender, put your brain in it, and turned it on high.

My dad said ‘pumpkin’ was the best snack. I nearly fainted.

My neighbor said ‘toaster’ was a type of car. I ran away screaming.

My cat said ‘salsa’ was a type of cat food. I cried.

When someone says something so crazy, it’s like your brain got kicked by a donkey and your soul screamed in agony.

My uncle said ‘carpet’ was a type of drink. I almost passed out.

My friend said ‘door’ was a type of sandwich. I threw a book at her.

My teacher said ‘biscuit’ was the best invention. I cried.

When someone says something so stupid, it’s like your brain got hit by a cheeseburger and your soul died.

My cousin said ‘hamburger’ was a type of tree. I almost threw up.

My brother said ‘toilet’ was a type of sport. I ran out of the room.

My dog said ‘sponge’ was a type of dog. I cried.

When someone says something so absurd, it’s like your brain exploded and your soul went to jail.

My mom said ‘sock’ was a type of dinner. I almost passed out.

My teacher said ‘glove’ was a type of fruit. I cried.

My friend said ‘ladder’ was a type of pizza. I threw a shoe at her.