gagglemouth

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When your woman is giving you a blow job and still trying to chat your ear off like you're her best friend at a party.

'Hey babe, did you get the pizza?' while I'm trying to breathe.

'I swear I'll tell your mom about this!' while I'm halfway to heaven.

'You're gonna be late for work again!' while I'm too busy being distracted by her tongue.'

Your woman's mouth is doing one thing and her brain is doing another, and it's giving you a headache and a hard-on at the same time.

'I told you to pick up the dry cleaning!' while I'm trying to focus on her lips.

'Did you see my new shirt?' while I'm trying to finish my coffee.

'You're gonna miss your flight!' while I'm trying to remember my name.'

When your woman is giving you a blow job and still trying to talk about her day like you're her therapist and she's on a break.

'So the dog peed on the couch again.' while I'm trying to keep my eyes open.

'My boss is a nightmare.' while I'm trying to keep my mouth closed.

'I need to text my mom.' while I'm trying to text my brain.'

Your woman's mouth is busy doing one thing, and her brain is busy doing another, and it's like you're fighting a war in your own body.

'I can't believe you forgot our anniversary!' while I'm trying to focus on her mouth.

'My sister is coming over tonight.' while I'm trying to ignore her voice.

'You're gonna get a ticket!' while I'm trying to get a ticket to heaven.'

Your woman is giving you a blow job and still trying to talk like you're her best friend at a coffee shop.

'You're gonna burn the house down again!' while I'm trying to stay calm.

'I told you to water the plants!' while I'm trying to forget my name.

'You're gonna get in trouble again!' while I'm trying to get in trouble with her.'

When your woman is giving you a blow job and still trying to talk like you're her lawyer and she's on trial.

'You're gonna get in trouble again!' while I'm trying to stay focused.

'I told you to feed the dog!' while I'm trying to ignore her voice.

'You're gonna get fired again!' while I'm trying to get fired from my brain.'