Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A gaggleflacker is a guy who can't keep it in and ends up bonking a whole bunch of geese at the same time.

Just saw a guy in a lake yelling at geese like they owed him money.

My uncle tried to flirt with a gaggle and now he's stuck in a pond.

That guy at the park was so ugly the geese ran away from him.

2

A gaggleflacker is a man who gets so worked up he goes crazy and tries to have sex with a whole gaggle of geese.

He was so drunk he thought the geese were his exes.

She tried to seduce a gaggle and now she's covered in feathers.

The guy tried to make out with a goose and got bit.

3

A gaggleflacker is a man who can't keep his pants on and ends up mating with a bunch of geese in a pond.

He was so horny he tried to hump a goose in the middle of the street.

The guy got so excited he peed on a whole gaggle of geese.

He had to wear a goose suit to impress the flock.

4

A gaggleflacker is a man who gets so turned on he tries to do the deed with a whole gaggle of geese at once.

He tried to kiss a goose and got a face full of beak.

She got so flustered she ran away from a gaggle.

He tried to have sex with a goose and got chased by the whole flock.

5

A gaggleflacker is a man who can't control himself and ends up bonking every goose he sees.

He was so wild he attacked a gaggle in the park.

He got so excited he tried to have sex with a goose on a bus.

He was so crazy he got stuck in a pond with a gaggle.

6

A gaggleflacker is a man who can't keep his hands off geese and ends up mating with a whole gaggle.

He was so obsessed he tried to marry a goose.

He got so turned on he attacked a whole flock.

He was so dirty he tried to hump a goose in the mud.