Gaggle Of Peni

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A gaggle of peni is a bunch of guys with penises who are too lazy to do anything but talk about sex and try to flirt with every girl who walks by.

Hey man, why are we still here? We should’ve already got laid.

I saw her first. You’re not getting her.

If you don’t shut up, I’ll beat you with my penis.

A gaggle of peni is a group of guys who think they’re the best at getting girls, but they’re just really bad at it.

Bro, I asked her out. She said no. I still think I’m cool.

I had a crush on her since 5th grade. Now I have to talk to her.

I tried to flirt with her. I said, ‘Hey, you’re hot.’ She said, ‘You’re annoying.’

A gaggle of peni is when a bunch of guys hang out and do nothing but think about getting laid and making fun of each other.

Why are we still here? We’re not even doing anything.

He got a girl’s number. I didn’t. I’m gonna beat him up.

I think I just got a girl’s number. I’m gonna tell everyone.

A gaggle of peni is like a bunch of guys who can’t get a girl, but they still act like they’re the kings of the castle.

I got a girl’s number. I’m king of the castle.

He said he got a girl’s number. That’s not even true.

I’m gonna beat him up for lying about getting a girl’s number.

A gaggle of peni is when a bunch of guys are so obsessed with getting girls that they forget to do their homework or eat.

I forgot my homework because I was thinking about her.

I didn’t eat lunch because I was talking to her.

I got a D on my test because I was thinking about getting laid.

A gaggle of peni is a group of guys who think they’re cool just because they talk about sex and laugh at each other’s jokes.

Why are we still here? We’re just laughing and talking about sex.

I told a joke. It was the best joke ever.

He told a joke. It was the worst joke ever.