gaggity

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Gaggity is when you see something so gross you want to throw up on your own barf. It’s like the opposite of being cool.
My cousin’s toe hair is so bad I said, 'You’re gaggitier than a dead rat in a sock.'
When my dog ate my homework, I was like, 'This is the gaggitiest day ever.'
My brother’s breakfast was a plate of spaghetti and ketchup. I said, 'You’re living the gaggitiest life.'
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Gaggity is when something is so ugly it makes you want to scream. It’s like being stuck in a nightmare of bad decisions.
When I saw my mom’s old jeans, I said, 'Those are the gaggitiest pants I’ve ever seen.'
My teacher’s hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown. I told him, 'You’re the gaggitiest man alive.'
My sister’s pet turtle had a beard. I said, 'That’s the gaggitiest turtle in the world.'
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Gaggity is when you’re so disgusted you could punch someone. It’s like being hit by a smelly sock in the face.
My brother’s lunch was a sandwich with pickles and mayonnaise. I said, 'That’s the gaggitiest sandwich ever.'
When I saw my dog’s face, I yelled, 'You’re the gaggitiest dog in the neighborhood.'
My cousin’s breakfast was a plate of eggs and hair. I said, 'That’s the gaggitiest meal I’ve ever seen.'
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Gaggity is when you’re so grossed out you want to run away. It’s like seeing your worst enemy wearing your old gym shorts.
When I saw my dad’s old shirt, I said, 'You’re the gaggitiest man I’ve ever met.'
My sister’s pet frog had a beard. I said, 'That’s the gaggitiest frog in the whole world.'
My brother’s breakfast was a plate of toast and beard. I said, 'You’re the gaggitiest person alive.'
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Gaggity is when you’re so repulsed you could throw up. It’s like your barf is trying to escape your mouth.
When I saw my cousin’s face, I said, 'That’s the gaggitiest face I’ve ever seen.'
My teacher’s hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown. I said, 'That’s the gaggitiest hair in the world.'
My brother’s lunch was a sandwich with hair and mayonnaise. I said, 'You’re the gaggitiest person ever.'
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