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A woman who can't get enough cock is literally gagging for it
She saw the guy and started drooling like a dog
He walked in and she was already half-naked
She texted him at 2 AM just to say hi
gagging for it
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When someone is so wrong about everything they’re like a confused chicken in a car crash
He thought the Earth was flat and still believed in the tooth fairy
She said the moon was made of cheese and that aliens were just late
He thought the internet was a conspiracy by the government
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When someone is so excited they're probably going to explode from all the joy
He saw the pizza and started screaming like a madman
She got a new phone and did a dance in the middle of the street
He got a raise and cried happy tears
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A person so bad they're like a broken toaster on a hot day
He tried to cook and burned the house down
She wore socks with sandals and nobody knew why
He tried to sing and it was like listening to a cat on a train
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When someone gives you something and you're so soft and sweet you just melt
He gave her a rose and she cried like a baby
She got a cookie and started singing
He said I love you and she passed out
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In England, when you get home after work and all you want is a drink and a nap
He came home and drank 10 beers in one night
She got home and ate a whole cake
He got home and took a two-hour nap
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When you can't find a better word so you just use this one and hope it works
He said it was ‘gagging for it’ because he didn’t know what else to say
She used it in a text because she was too lazy to think
He said it just because he was too tired to explain
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When someone is so helpless they're like a baby stuck in a blender
He tried to fix the computer and it broke
She tried to run a marathon and fell over
He tried to cook and it was a disaster
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Dolphins talking underwater sounds like a bunch of fools trying to be cool
They're just making noises and pretending they're smart
They're like kids playing tag underwater
They’re just screaming and nobody knows why
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When you say ‘not gagging for it’ you’re just being extra and not excited
She said not gagging for it and nobody believed her
He said not gagging for it and it was obvious he was lying
They said not gagging for it and it was just a joke
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When you see something so good you're like a dog who just got a treat
He saw the cake and started jumping up and down
She saw the car and screamed like a mad woman
He saw the pizza and started drooling
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When you're so stunned you don't know what to say, like a fish out of water
He saw the cat and just stood there
She saw the surprise and didn't move
He saw the cake and couldn’t speak
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When you're in a relationship or doing drag and you're just having the time of your life
She did a drag show and everyone laughed
He was in a relationship and was happy
He did a drag show and nobody knew who he was