Gaggination

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Gaggination is when you're so desperate for sex you'd crawl through a goat's ass for it. Kids in Perthshire scream it like it's the last word before bed.

'I'm gaggin for it, man. I'll do anything.'

'She was gaggin for it so bad she asked the mailman to stay for dinner.'

'He was gaggin for it so much he tried to seduce the cat.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaggination is when you need something so bad it's like your soul is begging for it. People yell it at 8 PM on Friday like it's a holy mantra.

'I've got a gaggin for pizza. I need it to survive.'

'She had a gaggin for sleep so bad she tried to nap on a ceiling fan.'

'He had a gaggin for freedom so bad he tried to escape from a toaster.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaggination is when you're just hanging out with no plan, or when you choke on a lollipop so hard you think it's a curse. It's also when a singer sounds like they're being tortured by a goat.

'I was gaggin all day. Just me and my couch.'

'He gagged on a lollipop so hard he cried.'

'That singer was so bad it felt like a gaggin.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaggination is the dirty alley where whores choke on dongs all day. It's the place where bad decisions are born and good ones are buried.

'I went to the gaggin alley. It was pure chaos.'

'She was gaggin on a guy's dong so hard she forgot her name.'

'The gaggin alley is where the city's dirtiest secrets live.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaggination is when you're having the worst day ever. It's also when a big dong is stuck in your throat like it's trying to kill you.

'Today was a gaggin. My day was pure hell.'

'He had a gaggin so bad he tried to scream through a sandwich.'

'Her gaggin was so bad the whole office heard it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaggination is a funny joke about Bilbo Baggins that you tell to make your friends hate you. It's like the worst prank ever.

'I told my friend a gaggin joke about Bilbo. He hated me forever.'

'She gaggin'd Bilbo so hard he ran away.'

'That gaggin joke was so bad it made the hobbits cry.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gaggination is when someone gets on their knees and licks another person's balls so much they spit everywhere like a dog with a soggy biscuit.

'He was gaggin so hard he made a mess on the floor.'

'She gaggin'd her brother until he cried.'

'That guy gaggin'd so much the dog ran away.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago