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A group of clueless leaders who wander around like lost turds with no plan and zero idea of what they're doing.
The meeting started at 9 AM and ended at 11 AM because they couldn't decide where to eat.
They spent 45 minutes arguing over the color of the office walls.
They tried to fix the printer but forgot to plug it in.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Bosses who float around like drunk jellyfish, making up nonsense and pretending it means something.
They told everyone to 'redefine the future' but didn’t know what that meant.
They changed the company motto three times in one week.
They blamed the coffee machine for the failed project.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A pack of leaders who shuffle from one place to another like confused chickens, having no idea what they're supposed to do.
They walked around the building for 20 minutes just to say hello to the janitor.
They had a meeting to decide who would lead the meeting.
They spent the whole day pretending to work.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fancy leaders who bounce from one task to another like a hyperactive toddler, with no idea of what they’re doing.
They had a meeting about strategy but forgot to bring a strategy.
They decided to start a new project but didn’t know what it was.
They spent the day arguing over the size of the coffee cups.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Bosses who waddle around like fat ducks, making up dumb rules and pretending they’re smart.
They changed the office hours just because they didn’t like the old ones.
They told everyone to 'embrace the chaos' but didn’t know what that meant.
They blamed the printer for the failed meeting.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A crew of leaders who float around like lost ghosts, making up nonsense and hoping no one notices.
They had a meeting about goals but didn’t have any goals.
They spent 30 minutes deciding on the meeting time.
They made up a new rule just to have something to do.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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