Gaggery

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Gaggery is when you're so obsessed with something you basically worship it like it's a god. You don't just like it, you're in love with it and will defend it with your last breath.
I saw this new cereal and now I think it's the best thing since sliced bread. I'm gonna marry it.
This guy has a dog named 'Sir Biscuit'. That's not a dog. That's a gaggery.
She got a new phone and now she's talking to it like it's her ex.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gaggery is when you're so into something it’s like it’s the only thing that matters. You'll yell at people for not liking it and probably blame them for your bad luck.
He got a new haircut and now he thinks it’s the best thing ever. I got fired because of it.
She got a new lipstick and now she thinks she’s a supermodel. I think she’s a gaggery.
This kid thinks his Minecraft character is the most popular kid in school. He’s a gaggery.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gaggery is when you're so excited about something you’re basically drooling over it. You won’t shut up about it and you’ll probably make other people annoyed.
He got a new toy and now he’s talking about it nonstop. I can’t take it anymore. He’s a gaggery.
She got a new perfume and now she’s wearing it everywhere. I smell it in my dreams. She’s a gaggery.
This guy got a new car and now he’s bragging about it like it's a victory.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gaggery is when you like something so much you treat it like it’s a best friend. You’ll defend it against all odds and probably get weird if someone doesn't like it.
He got a new video game and now he’s like it's his best friend. I think he’s a gaggery.
She got a new coffee and now she's talking to it like it's her soulmate. That's a gaggery.
This kid got a new pet and now he's talking about it like it's a royal family. He's a gaggery.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gaggery is when you're so into something you'll probably die from it. You'll probably ignore everyone else and just talk about it nonstop.
She got a new outfit and now she's talking about it like it's her last breath. She's a gaggery.
He got a new song and now he's singing it in the shower every day. He’s a gaggery.
This kid got a new toy and now he's ignoring his homework. He's a gaggery.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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