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A meth head who’s so high they think they’re a superhero, but they’re really just a mess with no pants and a mouth full of stupid.
Just saw a guy running down the street yelling at pigeons. He looked like he’d been hit by a truck and a fire truck at the same time.
My cousin texted me: 'I just ate a whole bag of chips and I think I’m gonna fight the mailman.'
He tried to steal a donut from a cop and got tackled by a squirrel.