GageTheSlime

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A YouTuber who uploads so rarely it’s like they’re hiding from the internet
I haven’t seen a new video from GageTheSlime since the last ice age.
He’s like a ghost. Just appears sometimes with a video and then vanishes.
I waited three months for a new video and got a 30-second clip of him eating cereal.
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A YouTuber who’s so slow with uploads it’s like they’re doing it on a bicycle
He takes longer to upload a video than I take to finish my lunch.
I asked him when he’d upload something new and he said, 'Maybe next year.'
He posted a video about uploading and it took him two hours to make it.
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A YouTuber who’s so inconsistent it’s like they’re high on glitter
One week he posts five videos. The next week he doesn’t post anything. I’m confused.
He promised a new video every Friday. Then he disappeared for a month.
He uploaded a video at 3 a. m. and then didn’t show up again until Christmas.
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A YouTuber who’s so bad with upload schedules it’s like they’re being tortured
He’s so bad at uploading videos it’s like he’s avoiding them.
He’s been uploading for years and still can’t keep a schedule.
He started a video series and then forgot about it for six months.
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A YouTuber who’s so forgetful with uploads it’s like they have a brain made of spaghetti
He started a new series and then forgot about it. I’m still waiting.
He promised a video every day. Then he forgot about Monday.
He started a video and then forgot about it until next year.
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A YouTuber who’s so unreliable with uploads it’s like they’re cursed by the internet
He’s so unreliable I don’t even check his channel anymore.
He promised a new video last week. Now I’m waiting for a sign from God.
He’s like a broken toaster. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn’t.
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