gagerbear

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a guy named Gage who is as cute as a plush toy but so annoying you want to punch him in the face
Gage is like a puppy that won't stop barking at you during math class
He smiled at me and I wanted to vomit
He called me a 'butterfly' and I called him a 'fart'
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a human who looks like a teddy bear but acts like he owns the whole school and everyone else is just there to suffer
He walked into the cafeteria like he was the king of the food line
He laughed at my failed science experiment like it was the worst joke ever
He told the teacher he was 'bored' and got sent to the office
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a boy named Gage who is so loveable you want to hug him but also so dumb you want to throw him out a window
He asked me if I had a 'butterfly' and I asked him if he had a brain
He cried when he got a B on his test
He tried to explain math like it was a bedtime story and it was confusing
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a kid named Gage who is like a teddy bear but also like a middle schooler who thinks he's the cool one and everyone else is just background noise
He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside the classroom
He told me he was 'famous' and I asked him where
He sat next to me and talked the whole time like I was his best friend
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a person named Gage who is like a teddy bear but also the reason why you have a headache every Monday
He smiled at me and I got a migraine
He asked me for a 'butterfly' and I asked him for a break
He kept talking during the movie and I wanted to scream
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