Gager

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A huge line of coke that makes your throat feel like it’s on fire and you end up choking like a chump
I took a gager and I looked like I was being murdered by a bag of chips
My buddy tried to take a gager and it came out his nose
I took a gager and my mom called the cops because I was screaming like a kid who lost his ice cream
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A person who talks too much and thinks they’re smart but are just full of hot air and bad decisions
My neighbor is a gager, she yells at the mailman like he owes her money
My teacher is a gager, she thinks she’s the queen of the school
My cousin is a gager, he got kicked out of three bars because he talked too much
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The biggest lipper of them all, so huge it looks like it came from a monster
That gager looked like a snake tried to eat a bag of chips
He took a gager and his face looked like a balloon
That girl had a gager so big, it looked like it had a life of its own
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You’re f***ing someone and you stick your thumb up their ass and it goes *pop* like a balloon
I popped her ass like a balloon and she screamed like a baby
He popped my ass and I thought I was being murdered
I popped her ass and she called the cops because she thought I had a knife
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A party so wild it makes the cops show up and everyone gets in trouble
That gager rager was so wild, the cops showed up and got drunk with us
We had a gager rager and the cops came in and started dancing
My cousin’s gager rager was so wild, the neighbors called the fire department
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A long, soft penis that can make someone choke if you stick it in their mouth
His gager was so long, I thought it was a rope
I tried to kiss his gager and I choked like a kid
She had a gager so long, it looked like a snake
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