gagelfuck

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A gagelfuck is when you get so much of something it feels like your insides are melting.
I ate a gagelfuck of pizza and now I’m stuck in my couch.
She texted me a gagelfuck of emojis and I don’t know what she’s mad about.
He drank a gagelfuck of beer and now he’s yelling at the ceiling.
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A gagelfuck is like when you’re drowning in something and you’re not even trying.
My mom sent me a gagelfuck of texts and I’m too tired to read them.
The kid brought a gagelfuck of snacks and now the whole class is arguing over who gets the last chip.
He got a gagelfuck of fines and now he’s crying in the back of the bus.
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A gagelfuck is when something is so big it makes you want to scream and hide.
I got a gagelfuck of homework and I’m gonna fail this class.
She wore a gagelfuck of makeup and now I can’t look at her face.
The dog got a gagelfuck of treats and now he won’t stop barking at me.
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A gagelfuck is when you get so much of something it’s like your brain is on fire.
I got a gagelfuck of emails and I’m going to quit my job.
He got a gagelfuck of fines and now he’s screaming at the cop.
She sent me a gagelfuck of messages and I’m going to throw my phone out the window.
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