Gagelan

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A Gagelan is the party animal who gets all the girls and never shuts up. He’s like a damn robot with a personality, always doing the right thing, and he’d sooner die than be friends with a black person.
Gagelan: 'I’m the best at video games, and I’m not even lying.'
Gagelan: 'Why are you even here? I don’t know you.'
Gagelan: 'I joined the military because I wanted to be respected, not because I’m a dork.'
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A Gagelan is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s always mad, always annoyed, and he can’t stand when people don’t listen to him.
Gagelan: 'You didn’t even ask me if I wanted to play this game!'
Gagelan: 'I was in the military, so I know what I’m talking about.'
Gagelan: 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.'
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A Gagelan is a guy who loves video games more than his own family. He’s got a soft spot for his siblings, but he’ll still nag them until they go mad.
Gagelan: 'I play video games all day, and I don’t even care if my sister is crying.'
Gagelan: 'I love my sister, but she’s the worst.'
Gagelan: 'I play this game so much, I forgot how to talk to people.'
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A Gagelan is a guy who thinks he’s cool, but everyone knows he’s just a dork who can’t stand black people.
Gagelan: 'I hate black people, and I’m not even lying.'
Gagelan: 'I’m not a dork, I’m just very cool.'
Gagelan: 'I play MMORPGs so much, I forgot my own name.'
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A Gagelan is a guy who’s always mad, but he still gets all the girls. He loves music, and he’s got a soft spot for his siblings, even if he yells at them all the time.
Gagelan: 'I’m mad because I didn’t get my way, and that’s just how it is.'
Gagelan: 'I love my brother, but he’s the worst.'
Gagelan: 'I listen to Weird Al, and I’m not even ashamed.'
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A Gagelan is like a mad king who rules over the party. He’s got a soft spot for his siblings, but he’s got no patience for anyone who doesn’t listen to him.
Gagelan: 'I’m the king of this party, and I’m not even lying.'
Gagelan: 'My sister is the worst, but I still love her.'
Gagelan: 'I play MMORPGs all day, and I don’t even care about anything else.'
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