gageism

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A stupid made-up religion that started in 2019. You can’t listen to other religions, or else you get yelled at. If you follow it, you live forever and nobody can bother you.

I joined Gageism and now my mom can’t convert me to Catholicism anymore. Praise be to Gage.

My friend tried to tell me about Islam, and I told him to shut up or I’d never speak to him again.

I’m 12 and I’ve been following Gageism for 3 years. My followers call me the Gage God.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When everything goes perfectly for a person, like they’re the only one who matters in the world.

My day went perfectly. No one talked to me, and I got 100% on my math test. I’m a god.

She got a new phone, a free pizza, and her crush said yes. She’s living her best life.

He didn’t spill his coffee, his dog didn’t bark, and the sky was blue. That’s gageism.

by Slangipedia 3d ago