gage wilson

Gage Wilson? That guy’s worse than my grandma’s cat when she’s high.

I don’t even know why I bother talking to him. He’s like a broken toaster.

He walks in like he owns the place, but he can’t even remember his own name.

He talks like he’s got a PhD, but he can’t even spell ‘phd’ correctly.

He’s the kind of person who thinks he’s cool just because he knows one joke.

He’ll tell you he’s the best at everything, but he can’t beat me at tic-tac-toe.